A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

A bottle of vodka with the realization that you’re 30 and you’ve used the internet for longer than other tumblr users have been alive and yet you’re still on fucking tumblr giving a moment of silence for preteens