Some days I want to go organic and do yoga and reconnect with Mother Earth and some days I eat lasagne before 10am and watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
A bottle of vodka with the realization that you’re 30 and you’ve used the internet for longer than other tumblr users have been alive and yet you’re still on fucking tumblr giving a moment of silence for preteens
NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell doing his bit to show the Royals we’ve come a long way since the thieving, alcoholic convicts we once were.